With the AVN show coming this week, a bevy of porn stars will be meeting throngs of fans over the four-day convention. Stormy Daniels, easily one of the funniest if not the funniest star I know, recently wrote a little piece for Asylum.com on the “10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star.”

10. You’re too pretty to do porn. (So, you’re saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?)

9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn’t nearly as bad as your mother’s after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.)

8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?)

7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.)

6. Wow! You’re so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn’t teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.)

5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn’t need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.)

4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn’t. If you could, you already would be … and no, I will NOT audition you!)

3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.)

2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother … just don’t try it.)

1. I wanna take you out on a “real” date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.)

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“Everything You Wanted to Know About Porn… (But Were Afraid to Ask)” will be the highlight on the FyreTV stage on Friday, January 9th at 2:00 pm at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE). AEE, the world’s hottest and largest adult tradeshow, will be held at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, Nevada from Thursday, January 8 thru Sunday, January 11, 2009.

Presented by Genesis Magazine, Genesis Editor-in-Chief Dan Davis will moderate an impressive talent line-up about all things porn. Studios are bringing some of their biggest stars to talk with Dan and answer questions from the fans in attendance. Digital Playground’s Jesse Jane will be part the star-studded group which also includes Burning Angel.com’s Joanna Angel, 2008 AVN Best Actress Eva Angelina, Shane’s World and Vivid contract director Penny Flame, Sasha Grey, AVN’s 2008 Female Performer of the Year, Travis Knight and Gina Lynn of Gina Lynn Productions, Adam & Eve’s Bree Olson, Savanna Samson from Vivid, Wicked Pictures’ Randy Spears and Evil Angel’s Bobbi Starr. This session promises to deliver entertainment as the industry’s biggest stars reveal secrets and give a chance for fans to ask them the things they’ve always wondered.

For fans more interested in learning what it takes by produce, direct, or perform in adult movies, the special fan seminar Before You Say Action: Adult Filmmaking 101 will guide them through the business on Friday from 3:30-5:00 pm. Award-winning directors Michael Raven and John Stagliano, talent agent Derek Hay, and attorney Michael Fattorosi will talk with Stephen Harper of the Adult Business Academy about the filmmaking process. This session will be held in the Fan Seminar room in Hall A.

“The opportunities for consumers to interact with the industry’s top talent at AEE are greater than ever before. We’re very pleased that these industry stars are so supportive and are embracing these sessions that reach out to their loyal and enthusiastic fans,” said AEE spokesperson Sean Devlin.

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The Digital Playground contract star formerly known as Shay Jordan™ is no longer with the company and is now performing freelance under the name Jasmine Jinn.

As was first reported here back in October, it was pretty apparant that the Asian performer’s days with Digital Playground were numbered as she was conspicuously absent from the the high-profile premier for Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. Jordan did however appear with the company a month later at the Venus show in Berlin.

Some “lesser sites” are wondering “why in the world would an established porn star change her name.  That’s marketing suicide.  Surely there has to be a damn good reason behind this.” The reason is that Digital Playground owns the name Shay Jordan, and we can’t blame them for reasons such as this. Why would a company pump hundreds of thousands of dollars into promoting a star and building up her brand, only to part ways with a performer and have other companies take advantage of their brand. There’s your answer Mr. Wizard.

Jasmine Jinn is now being represented by Gold Star Modeling for video and still work.

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As reported on TheSmokingGun.com, upon being arrested for drunk driving last week, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had “given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier.” The former NBA star and broadcaster went on to tell officers of the Gilbert Police Department that said blow job was “the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Barkley, 45 had been stopped by police at 1:26 AM at a traffic stop in Scottsdale last Wednesday. When asked where he was going, Barkley answered– “You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.”

Barkley then failed field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley also joked with police that “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI charge.

Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail.

Read the full report by clicking here.

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In Malaysia, police arrested 26 people including a female newscaster and an actress who were in attendance at a New Year’s Eve “sex and drugs” a Kuala Lumpur hotel.

The New Straits Times reports that the newswoman and actress, as well as seven other party-goers tested positive for drugs. The report also claims that condoms, beer cans and half-eaten pizza were found scattered around the hotel room.

According to an unnamed source, The Star reports that “when police arrived, many of the party goers were already high on drugs,” and went on to say that substances including cocaine and amphetamines were seized.

According to reports the party was organized by the social networking website Friendster.com. Police were tipped off about the sex party at the hotel in southern Malaysia, and raided the event in the early hours of New Year’s Day.

The party rules included male guests being banned from wearing briefs to the event. Women were permitted to wear only G-string underwear, but that had to be removed after midnight.

The party was only for people under 40, and the fee to get in was
250 ringgit ($103).

Tourism Minister Azalina Othman publicly condemned the party as being “against our culture and religion” and potentially damaging to the reputation of majority-Muslim Malaysia.

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VCX and Celluloid Addiction hits the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas with the Jan. 6 release of its big budget and high end feature — directed by legendary iconic X-rated director Michael Ninn — “Nymphetamine.”

Featuring some of porn’s sexiest sirens shot with the incredible production value that is a hallmark of all of Ninn’s films, “Nymphetamine” delivers the glamour, sexiness and decadence fans expect from the director.

VCX President David Sutton will be on hand in support of his company and Celluloid Addiction, which he distributes, at the companies’ joint AVN booth (No. 3050) at the Sands Convention Center.

“The fans are going to love what we’re doing with ‘Nymphetamine,’” Sutton said. “The girls are fucking amazing, I have never seen a video with such incredibly beautiful talent!”

“Nymphetamine” features an all-star cast that includes former contract girl Jana Cova, European sexual sensation Jennifer Dark, Playboy Playmate Heather Carolin as well as Penthouse Pets Jana Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Celeste Star and Charlie Laine. Sexy AVN Award nominated newcomers Karlie Montana and Faye Reagan also appear in the movie.

Sutton added that Celluloid Addiction currently plans a total of 12 movies in 2009, and all will feature the same level of production value that make Ninn’s past titles — “Sex,” “Shock” and “Latex” — instant and unforgettable classics which set the bar for high end, big budget artcore films.

Ninn said his new company will match the beauty of live performances with the cutting edge multimedia performances he’s wanted to incorporate into all of his work.

The VCX/Celluloid Addiction booth will feature a trailer of “Nymphetamine” and distribute DVDs featuring previews of the title and VCX’s collection of classics. Demonstrations of the company’s VCXLive.com website, powered by Evotum’s state of the art technology, will also be on hand.

VCXLive.com now boasts 376 titles that can be viewed in eye-popping full screen and high definition quality, less than a month after it added its 300th title to the website. Among the last group of titles to be added to the site are “Call Girl,” “Three Faces of Angel,” “Frat House,” “F… and Lots of it,” “V — The Hot One” and “Little Me and Marla Strangelove.”

In addition, VCX’s latest two releases scheduled for Inauguration Day, Jan. 20, will be unveiled: “Fuck Bush” and “VCX Family Values.”

“The cover artwork for Fuck Bush will cause quite a commotion. We’re looking forward to it,” said Sutton.

Classics such as “Debbie Does Dallas” with insatiable nymphet Bambi Woods, “Devil in Miss Jones” featuring the legendary Georgina Spelvin and Kay Parker in “Sex World,” are available through VCXLive.com in what is the greatest collection of online Golden Era titles available on the Internet.

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We want to wish these fine folks happy f’n birthdays this week…

Monday, January 5: Nikki Nova, Taylor Lynn

Tuesday, January 6: Bobbi Bliss, Shelbee Myne, Maya Gates

Wednesday, January 7: Dustin “Screech” Diamond, Jerzi Lynn

Thursday, January 8: Dale DaBone, Payton Leigh

Friday, January 9: No notable birthdays available

Saturday, January 10: Linda Lovelace (R.I.P.), Roxetta, Vivid’s Howard Levine

Sunday, January 11: Kim Chambers, Seth Dickens, Claudia Bella, Dakota Cameron

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Since every other adult related blog site out there are doing their year-end wrap ups and awards and what nots, we thought we should do the same. Copycats? Maybe. But we thought it would be fun, so why the hell shouldn’t we bring a little joy into our lives at the very least, so we welcome you to the first ever Genny Awards. Clever name, right?

Oh, and if you have any you would like to suggest — categories and winners — feel free to let us know in the comments section. There are some we would do ourselves, but we have to play nice in the sand box (or is it litter box?).

JACKASS PERV OF THE YEAR

Man Arrested For Having Sex With Horse…Again

Honorable Mentions
Senator Larry “Gay Sex In The Man’s Room” Craig
Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery
Eliot “Socks On” Spitzer

XXX INMATE OF THE YEAR
Max Hardcore
Honorable Mention
Janine

ADULT FILM THAT LIVED UP TO THE HYPE
Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge (Digital Playground)

ADULT FILM THAT DIDN’T LIVE UP TO THE HYPE

Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape (Vivid)

DUMBEST CONTROVERSY INVOLVING GENESIS ONLINE
Armani Gate a/k/a/ Digital Playground Signs Angelina Armani…No They Didn’t…Yes They Did

Honorable Mention
The Truth About Houston And The XXX Church

(see also: Response to an Idiot)

HOTTEST CELEBRITY SEX STORY

David Duchovny’s Sex Addiction

Honorable Mentions
Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex
Pam Anderson Nude Dance At Hef’s Birthday Bash
Halle Berry Is Having Damned Good Orgasms

TUPAC AWARD (Awarded To Performer For Product Releases From The Grave)
John Holmes

PORN GENRE WE WISH WOULD GO AWAY
Cuckold
Honorable Mention
Safe For Work Porn (why bother?)

SEX PRODUCT OF THE YEAR
Anti-Terror Lingerie With Built-In GPS Tracker

WORST SEX PRODUCT OF THE YEAR
Artificial Foreskin

CROSSOVER STAR AWARD NOT NAMED AFTER JENNA JAMESON
Sasha Grey

THE WORST CROSSOVER STAR
Crystal Gunns for crossing over from porn star to school lunch lady.

BIZARRO SEX STORY
Boy Born With Penis On His Back

Honrobale Mentions

Disabled Man Attacked For Cialis Pill
Donkey Brothel

BEST SEXUAL PERFORMANCE (WITH INANIMATE OBJECT)
Man Nailed with Hammer in Anus

Honorable Mentions
Man Arrested For Having Sex With Car
Man Arrested For Sex With Car Wash Vacuum

Man Arrested For Having Sex With Pasta Sauce

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Hey there all of you sexy guys and girls. In case you don’t know me, I’m Angelina Armani™, Digital Playground’s newest contract star and I’d like to welcome you to “The Armani Watch.”

If there’s one thing I love almost as much as sex, it’s sitting down and watching a really good movie. I try to get to the theater on a pretty regular basis, and when I’m not shooting scorching hot sex scenes, I’m at home thinking about sex while watching a DVD. I can watch just about any type of movie — action, comedy, animated, romance, drama, horror. It doesn’t matter as long as it’s good, entertaining and a temporary escape from reality.  But the reality is that not every movie out there is good. Just like sexual partners, sometimes you get a real lame one that loses your attention really quick. I know we’ve all had that problem in life, and wouldn’t it have been much better if someone, anyone, could have warned you in advance? Well that’s what I’m going to do here. I’m going to pass on my opinions about what to watch and what to avoid like a really bad lay! So sit down and check out “The Armani Watch”…

Quantum of Solace

I have to admit that I have never been a huge James Bond fan.  Actually, I pretty much know nothing about him except that he’s the world’s greatest spy, and the sexy Daniel Craig now plays him. This movie is the sequel to Casino Royale, which re-started the series with great acclaim.

Quantum picks up where the last one pretty much left off. In this one, Bond wants revenge against the bad guys who fucked over the girl he fell in love with in the previous movie. The girl ended up dying and 007 is not happy at all. The bad guys want word domination, which I can appreciate, but they must be stopped. Bond is a bad ass who goes outside his agency (the British Secret Service) to track down these fools and make these fuckers pay. Now that’s my kinda guy!

The movie has a lot of action and adventure, but if you are like me and did not see Casino Royale, you are going to have a hard time with some of the plot points (like me). I went back and watched the last one, so now I get a lot of it and want to see Quantum again, so do yourself a favor with a Casino Royale primer.

It’s not as good as Casino Royale, but it was still a pretty decent Bond film judging by the few I’ve seen over the years. In 007-speak, it’s not a Goldfinger or a From Russia with Love which are widely regarded as the best Bond films ever,  but it’s no Moonraker either (thought of as one of the worst by many). The action was plentiful, and overall it was a lot like Casino in the sense it was a much darker Bond than Roger Moore or Connery ever played. To me it felt like an in between kinda movie. What I mean is that it seemed more like a set-up for the next Bond installment. It was neither here or there.

Now onto another one of my favorite things — hot chicks. A lot has been said about the Bond Girls. I’d love to be one. They are sexy bitches that can handle shit and blow things up. I can get down with that. Sounds pretty close to my real life anyway, except without some crazy guy out for world domination. That’s my job.

Check out my first movie for Digital Playground, The Big Hit, to see what I mean. I play an assassin, and I know how to take care of all kinds of business. It’s hot as hell and I hope 007 approves. Make sure you pick it up in a few weeks and I’ll have all the dirty details right here first!

Armani Watch Rating: AAA

Be sure to pre-order The Big Hit on DigitalPlayground.com or wherever you buy your adult movies. You can watch the Trailer HERE for a little sneak peak. Come on by and say, “Hi!” at my MySpace page, myspace.com/angelinaarmani.

Happy New Year & Wishes for a Great 2009 from Angelina Armani and everyone at Digital Playground!

Check out more of Angelina at her official website, AngelinaArmani.com. You can also check her out at MySpace.com/AngelinaArmani and at DigitalPlayground.com.

Photos courtesy of MySpace.com/AngelinaArmani

Photos courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com

© 2008 Genesis Publications, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This article may not be reproduced in whole or part without written permission of the publisher.

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Rita Cosby, whose 2007 book, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death led to the author being sued for defamation over a claim in the book that Smith’s attorney and partner Howard K. Stern and the father of her daughter, Larry Birkhead had a homosexual tryst.

However, Cosby’s defense against the legal charges is that the gay sex claim is not defamatory because “engaging in a homosexual tryst, even if videotaped, does not reflect poorly on someone and in the 21st Century and it most certainly is not a ‘criminal lewd act.’”

In the book Cosby contends that Stern and Birkhead engaged in sexual relations, and that a video tape exists of the men having sex that had been viewed by Anna Nicole.

In court documents, Cosby states that “the fact that Howard and Larry videotaped a sexual encounter does not make the acts any more negative.” She adds that “In recent history, numerous stars had sex videotapes leaked to the Internet, including Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Rob Lowe and others. A possible sex videotape was hardly something that would raise an eyebrow in the milieu of Anna and Howard’s life.”

This document, which is being coined as the “not that there’s anything wrong with it” defense as a homage to the “Seinfeld” episode that dealt with gay issues, is part of a motion being filed to dismiss Stern’s $60M lawsuit against Cosby and the book’s publisher, Hachette Book Group.

Hachette editors have acknowledged in affidavits that the book was not fact-checked by the publishing house and that the “author is responsible for the truth of the contents of the book.”

Get the rest of the dirty details by clicking here.

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Washington lobbyist, Vicki Iseman is suing the New York Times as well as a number of the publication’s reporters and editors, charging that the paper gave readers the false impression that she engaged in an “illicit and inappropriate romantic relationship” with Arizona Senator John McCain.

As reported by The Smokinggun.com, Iseman, 41 brought her defamation suit to the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Virginia and is seeking $27 million in damages.

Iseman claims that the published story was “powerfully damaging” to her reputation and “destroyed the heart and soul of [her] professional identity and sense of personal self-worth.” The lobbyist says that the story claimed that she engaged in “an improper romantic relationship with Senator McCain, a married man, from which she gained advantage for her professional clients.”

Iseman denies any such accusations vehemently, saying her relationship with the senator was “entirely professional, ethical, and appropriate,” and not romantic. Iseman charges that the Times has no “credible evidence” of a romantic relationship between her and McCain, and that the paper’s rush to publish these unfounded claims was “an act of callous indifference to human decency and human dignity.

Click here to see the entire claim filed by Iseman.

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Harmony Films is extending a contract offer to Chinese Internet adult sensation “Kappa Girl” to further her career in the adult industry by shooting for the international award winning X-rated studio in the West.

Kappa Girl, a Shanghai resident identified by her surname Huang in news reports, is featured in a 12 minute clip that catapulted her to the top of Chinese peer-to-peer download search queries. She announced through her blog that she’ll make bar appearances, sit down for exclusive interviews and accept underwear modeling assignments Ñ for a price.

However, since her video gained notoriety, Kappa Girl reportedly lost her full time job for “tarnishing” her store’s image and was detained by the police. Uploading and shooting adult videos is a crime in China.

“Ms. Huang is a huge star in her native China,” Jason Maskell, manager of sales and marketing for Harmony Films, said. “We’d like to offer her the chance to make some real money by working and shooting with us in the West. She won’t be persecuted for being on video as an X-rated performer and she can gain an even larger base of fans. She just needs to contact us.”

While the Chinese is market is closed to the adult industry, Maskell said it’s only a matter of time before it opens up.

“We know the population is aware of porn and that Ms. Huang’s scene isn’t the first piece of pornography to be seen in the country,” Maskell said. “When China does open up to adult content, partnering with someone identifiable like Kappa Girl will help us gain a foothold in that market. Like any other business, we’re eager to bring our products to its billion-plus consumers.”

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Already set to change the way adult stars meet fans with her “Happy Ending” parties in Las Vegas, Tera Patrick has a full slate of raucous late night debauchery scheduled for the Adult Entertainment Expo. The world’s hottest adult entertainer will be busy with at least one exciting party each night of the biggest adult entertainment gathering in the US.

Tera’s Happy Hour parties will kick off Thursday and Friday evening from 5pm to 8pm at LAVO. Bridging the gap between show hours and party time, these unique events will feature fantastic give aways, sexy ladies and offer fans the only opportunity to meet and greet Tera during AEE 2009. The parties are open to the public with at $30 cover charge. Included in the price of the ticket is a copy of one of Tera’s newest releases, the opportunity to meet Tera, take photos get autographs and a free drink as well.

Following Happy Hour on Thursday Tera will host the 4th Annual Diva Las Vegas Party at TAO inside of The Venetian Hotel sponsored by Tera Patrick and TeraPatrick.com. The red carpet begins as 10pm and the party will rage on well into the night. Diva Las Vegas will feature Tera and her sexy girlfriends heating up the Strip as only she can. In previous years the Diva Las Vegas Fashion Show has been attended by everyone from Puff Daddy to Paris Hilton. This year there will be a special sexy surprise at 1am. Diva Las Vegas is open to the public. Industry guest list inquires, please respond to Amber@Teravision.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spambots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .

After Friday’s Happy Hour, Tera will head back to TAO for a special DJ set at the “Porn Star Ball,” a spectacular party hosted by Dave Navarro. Tera and Dave have teamed up before, most notably on Teravision’s award winning “Broken.” Red carpet for this event is at 10 and the party is open to the public.

Saturday night has Tera hosting the Official Teravision/Vivid Entertainment AVN Awards after party at LAVO sponsored by Fleshlight. Joined by some of Vivid’s hottest contract stars like Sunny Leone, Monique Alexander and Nikki Jayne, Tera will help celebrate the best of the best in adult entertainment in familiar surroundings. LAVO will host a Tera party for a third consecutive night. The public is invited to join Tera and the Vivid Girls immediately following the AVN Awards ceremony. This event is sure to be the perfect send off and the only way to wrap up a hard week of parties, business and fun.

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